FUNNY SHAYRI \ FUNNY POETRY \ POETRY ENGLISH URDU

FUNNY SHAYRI \ FUNNY POETRY \ POETRY ENGLISH URDU

   ajeeb tarah se

guzra rahi hai zindagi

     soucha kuch

      kiya kuch

      huwa kuch

    aur mila kuch...

  na kamaana ki tension

   na zamaane ka dukh

 bas mouj bhai zindagi thi

     ab ehsaas hota hai

bachpan nein bade hone ki soch

 apni sabse galat ek zidd thi,

pyaar karna achi baat hai,

      magr ek sath

  5 6 larkiyun ko karna

      beghairti hai

     sochti hoon

    kudh se maafi

      maan loon

   mene apna bohat

   dil dukhaya hai

         teacher:

   bijli kahan se ati hai? 

          pathan:

     mere mamoo k ghar se.

          teacher:

           who kese?

           pathan:

    jab bijli jati haito mere

        papa kehte hen,

 "saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"

maa:tumhara bhi itni dair

se ro rha hay, tum ise chup

kune nahi karate?

bacha:mujha itni forsat

kahan?

maa:tu tum kya kar rehy

ho?

bacha:mein is se biscuit chin

kar kaha rahahun!

shadi me dulhan ka ex-BF aya hua

tha

girls father:

 ap kon hain?

boy:

 ji mein semi final mein out hogaya

tha ab final dekhna aya hun,

ek profesor khaali plate mein roti

       dubo kr kha rha tha..

waiter:ap ya kia kr rhe hain,

profesor:hum maths teacher hain,

hum ne daal suppose ki hui hai.

 oyeee mere DOST,

 andhere ke GHOST,

double ande ke TOAST,

 bujhe hue LAMPPOST,

 flop show ke host,

 I Miss You The Most,

raat k 3 bje santa ko no. per phone aaya..

Hello!yaha fatima mehfooz

rhti hain kyaa???

Santa:kuttey itni raat ko

fatima mere paas

hoti to mehfooj rhti kya???

     1 janaaza ja rha tha 

  boht log saath ja rahty thay

1 pathan b janaaza k saath mill gaya

 kissi ne kaha "KALMA-E-SHAHADAT"

    pATHAN BOLA "ZINDA BAAD"

A punjabi woman in london

talking in english to a doctor

about her sick child...

 my kaka is ill,

   ek week da,

    na eat da,

   na sleep da,

bas weep da te cheek da,

   nale nak vi leak

        da....!!

DIFFERENCE between GIRLS and

      BOYS nicknames+

GIRLS:this is ayesha, we call her

ashu,,

BOYSP:this is kamran we call him

bhangi,,

ek larka school der se jata hai

Principal:late kyun hue?

Boy:bike khrab hogai thi..

Principal:bus me nai askte the?

Boy:meine kha tha sir

par apki beti k nakhra

khatam ho tab na...